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It'll grow back.
Julia Child didn't publish her first cookbook until she was 49.
Nobody's perfect.
If you've never totaled a car, have you really lived?
Dating is expensive.
Tattoo removal technology is more advanced than ever.
What she doesn’t know can’t hurt her.
There's a lot of embarrassing stuff on the internet.
Time heals all wounds.
Millions of Americans struggle with erectile dysfunction.
You still have some toes.
All dogs go to heaven.
Everyone poops.
There’s a small chance it’s a misunderstanding.
Viral fame fades quickly.
To err is human.
It could have been a typo.
Maybe it was just a joke.